15 Times Kids Totally Roasted Their Parents

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taloringer
Jul 31, 2018 2:00 PM EDT

Ouch... do these parents need some ice for that BURN! 

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    Text - When my daughter was 5, I let her watch The Lion King. She's a fairly emotional little thing, so we were concerned about how she'd react to the death of the father. We get to the scene, and I'm watching her carefully, but there's no big reaction.. this is a kid who cries during some commercials. Anyways, I don't beg the issue and let it roll. Later in the movie she asks where Simba's dad is, and I think, "here we go". I pause the movie and talk with her about how he died in the stampede.
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    Text - My almost 3-year-old twins often tell me I'm not invited to their birthday party Cavi
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    Text - I always said I was gonna marry my mom when I was like 3 because I didn't know what marriage was. Whenever I got mad I used to yell "I'm not gonna marry you anymore" and my mom just laughed. bigbonerdaddy
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    Text - This didn't necessarily hurt my feelings but once I was watching pro-wrestling with my 11-year-old. There's a female who is heavier, when she came out my son gets all excited and says "Look mom, she's like you. Her face is skinny but when you zoom out she's not!" He didn't understand how that would be a rude comment, he thought he was saying something nice lol - Throwawayxxx8
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    Text - Kid Rock said once that he took his kid and a friend to the movie theater. His son and the friend didn't want to sit next to him because it's uncool to sit with your dad. Then it hit him, every person in that theater would love to sit next to Kid Rock, except his son. Which means he must be parenting correctly - Jared from Quiznos
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    Text - 5yo: "You're old!" Me: "I'm not that old (with a slight tone of indignation). How old do you think I am?". 5yo: "The last number." - Fatfairies
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    Text - I was sitting with my brother, parents, and nephew eating dinner one night when my brother asked me, "Have you thought about hitting up the gym?" I asked "Was that a fat joke?" and my nephew (3 at the time) turned straight to me and said "You're a fat joke." - frisbeeguru
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    Text - 4 у/0: "Are you а mommy?" Me: "Nope, I'm just friends with your mommy." 4 y/o: "Oh.... (quietly) But you have an ugly purse like a mommy." - aviatorsallday
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    Text - My little cousin said to me once "you look like Anne Hathaway in Princess Diaries, before she has her makeover".... thekittenknits
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    Text - My kid in first grade had writing/drawing assignments every day. Thursday: Why do you love your Mom? Because she hugs me ne. Friday: Why do you love your Dad? Because he buys me stuff. - ZestGrabber
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    Text - This is my mom's favorite story about me as a kid. Rumblith, what you making with the Play-Doh? A pizza for [Kindergarten teacher] Oh that's nice. What kind of pizza are you making her? POISON PIZZZA! - rumblith
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    Text - Worked as a camp counselor for kids with special needs. This boy with autism got in trouble for back talking, so he and I went to the big boss to talk things through. Nobody spoke, until the boy blurted "Ifa-- holes could fly, this place would be an airport."I had to leave the room because I was trying not to laugh Splashy17
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    Text - My cousin's 2 year old came twirling in a dress and declared, "I'm a princess!" My cousin went, "You know honey, princesses ses are supposed to be nice and sweet. You can't be rude anymore and you have to stop shouting at people! The kid immediately screamed, "I DON'T WANT TO BE A PRINCESS!!!" So my cousin asked her what she wanted to be, and she immediately replied with, "The boss.' - eraser dust
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    Text - Every morning as a kid I always woke up to the sound of my mom singing. It was her way of "wake up it's time for school." I'd sometimes wait beside my door orpretend to sleep just to listen to her more. When I was 10, I was in a bad mood and my mom was singing while driving, I yelled at her "stop singing! you don't even sound good." She stopped singing after that. - chxrryontop
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    Text - Less than a month after having a baby, my 6 year old asked me if I was going to start working out so my belly would go down. I said "thanks..." and she said "no not in a mean way, I just want to hug you closer." Mrs_Featherbottom
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